bakwaaas:

I can’t believe I have work tomorrow when I already had it today like wtf

pavitraprabhakars:

his dyke swag

amateur:

she is going home to make soup. (via)

dankmemeuniversity:

tswiftandtsn:

yawndaime:

consultingfujoshi:

consultingfujoshi:

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

it means if he ever meets michael b jordan its on

it means that if he’s ever in a movie with jesse eisenberg again, he can make no promises

vampireapologist:

listlesslion:

Twilight is even funnier if you try to imagine how many people probably thought Bella was a vampire.

“You’re from Arizona, and you’re skin is STILL that pale?”

“Yeah, I can’t be around blood, it makes me…squeamish.”

“I know she keeps saying Edward jumped in front of the van and that’s why she’s okay, but that makes even less sense? He wasn’t even near her anyway.”

“The hottest guy in school was absolutely mesmerized by her after like a week”

I know I promised not to talk about Twilight anymore but the concept that after going to school with the Cullens for however long, it took a week for Bella’s new classmates to jokinglypassaround rumors that She’s The Vampire is a take I never expected and that we needed all along

reaumantic:

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent